Heavenly E-Mail

Heavenly E-Mail

By:  Garland Davis

 

E-Mail
From: stpeter@thegate.com
To: gabriel@archangel.com

Subj: Entrance Policy

Hey Gabe, you gotta talk to the boss.

I know talking to all those open border socialists from Boston and San Francisco has made him rethink the concepts of heaven and hell. But since he opened the gates between us and them this place has literally been going to hell. The immigrants say they are cold and have started breaking the harps up to build fires and they keep poking the Seraphim with their pitchforks. Like I said , “going to hell!”

And giving in to all the pet owners and opening the gate to lesser creatures so they could have their doggies and kitties has become a disaster. We have serpents, water snakes in the fountains, frogs and lizards crawling all over the streets. We have ants in the sugar bowl, stray dogs crapping in the streets, and feral cats digging up the flower beds. The bats are scaring the crap out of the winged angels.

But the real disaster is the cockroaches. We are being overrun by fuckin’ cockroaches.

Gabe you got to do something.

Pete

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One thought on “Heavenly E-Mail

  1. J T Richardson says:

    The Midway was cockroach heaven. My GQ station was HYCAP 13, just outside the bakeshop(probably where you worked), those roaches reigned supreme. The baked goods were fine though

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