Asia Sailor Word of the Day

by Garland Davis

bullfuck – A slurry of flour and water used to thicken soups and stews. Usually used as a shortcut method instead of properly using a roux.

I once saw a CS2 add the drippings from a roasting pan and half a cup of Beef bouillon base to three gallons of black coffee, ‘bullfuck’ it, and sell it as beef gravy.

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BT2 and Hank

by Garland Davis

Bt2 and his girlfriend, nicknamed Hank, were waiting on the corner to cross the street to Yokosuka Main gate. He called her Hank because he said the line, “Hank of Hair and a Piec of Bone,” from Jimmy Rogers’s song, aptly described her and her Mama should have named her Hank.

BT2 pulled a handful of Japanese coins from his pocket and separated the five and fifty yen coins. When he had them separated, he flung them out into the street.

Hank exclaimed, ” Whatsa Matta you? Why you throw money?”

They ain’t no good. them mother fuckers got holes in ’em!”

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