Jim Beam and Holy Water

By Garland Davis

I’ve got a bottle of Jim Beam but no ice and no water to mix with it. It is late and the stores are all closed. I hate drinking it straight. So, here I am walking the street by the pale glow of antiquated street lights. Here is the Chapel Center.

I could go it\n any pray for water, but I have a better idea.

Do you think the Chaplain will get mad if I borrow some Holy Water?