Ocean Creatures or Seafood Terms

Ocean Creatures or Seafood Terms

By: Garland Davis

People often ask me to explain terms to them due to my expertise in things culinary. This should clear up questions about sea creatures

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Crawfish or Crayfish – Water Bug

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Shrimp – Larger Water Bug

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Lobster – Big Fucking Water Bug

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Crab – Water Spider

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King Crab – Big Fucking Water Spider

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Fish – Big Fish Food

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Big Fish – Bigger Fish Food

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Oysters – Snot in a Shell

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Octopus – Eight-Armed Sea Monster

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Giant Octopus – Big Fucking Eight-Armed Sea Monster

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Squid – Ten-Armed Sea Monster-Sometimes disguises itself as onion rings.

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Giant Squid – Big fucking Ten-Armed Sea Monster

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Clam – Comes in two varieties. Bearded and clean shaven. Unfortunately, we are unable to show the difference between the two

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